WTF??!!

When did Ian leave? And why hasn't he/you blogged about it...that's exactly the type of event God created blogging for...jeeze! Um so can I have his job?! Sid, can't you score me a marketplace planning position at Avenue A in Austin? Do it, I already have a house to move into...NOW.

So I said my interactions at the conference were interesting but I cannot say they were exciting...the whole thing was a lame, boring, and weird mess. I couldn't escape the bar from some old dude from Verizon who insisted on detailing his days back in 89 when he was an engineer on the east coast. You guys, it was really bad. The only satisfaction I got was skyping with Lauren about my deranged conversations and run ins with seriously odd (but not in an intriguing way) people.

So gimme the dirt on you guys (you too Ian, dammit)...anything outside of work that's exciting???

All I got for y'all is that I've been doing focus groups for a new product we just launched. One of the guys in one of the groups said I remind him of the "crazy drunk rich fag-hag" on Will & Grace. I take this fine dreadlocked fellow's portrayal of me as THE Karen Walker as a compliment. That's the most exciting happened to me this week and it happened just a few hours ago. The end.